Instagram Comment Moderator for Collector and Museum Trustee
This unique position involves managing online interactions by filtering out comments related to specific controversial topics, ensuring a positive environment.
Schedule: 20 hours per week
Qualifications: A flexible moral perspective is essential.
Compensation: Minimum wage
Assistant to a Renowned Artist
A celebrated artist is on the lookout for an assistant to aid in various creative and personal tasks.
Responsibilities:
- Collaborate on artistic concepts (ideas remain the artist's intellectual property)
- Maintain harmony with the artist's family
- Convey birthday wishes to the artist's children
- Care for an elderly corgi, including daily walks
- Assist with additional tasks as they arise
Schedule: Flexible availability required
Qualifications:
- Innocent outlook
- Appealing appearance
- Age under 25
Compensation: $500 monthly stipend
Sentence Complicator
A leading art institution seeks a skilled individual to enhance the complexity of public communications.
Responsibilities:
- Elevate syntactic complexity without altering meaning
- Replace straightforward language with specialized terminology
- Craft sentences containing at least three clauses
- Ensure clarity remains elusive in all materials
- Expertise in International Art English is required
Qualifications: Advanced degrees in relevant fields are preferred.
Compensation: $0.01 per word
Artist Residency
Join a community-focused residency that emphasizes care and collaboration.
Responsibilities:
- Daily animal care (specifically for a pig)
- Contribute positively to group dynamics
- Participate in weekly collective activities
Qualifications:
- Comfortable with minimal privacy
- Enjoy hands-on work
Compensation: $5,000 (participants pay for the experience)
Participant in Notable Artist's Performance Art Project
As part of a $100,000 Hugo Boss prize initiative, a prominent artist invites individuals to partake in a three-day performance art piece that explores themes of labor and capitalism.
Responsibilities:
- Endure the experience
- Demonstrate persistence
- Simply exist
Compensation: Exposure and artistic engagement
